Why a Dog is better than a Man any day.

* It will always greet you with the same amount of enthusiasm as when you left home in the morning.

* It wouldn't expect you to have sex with it even if you are dog tired( no pun intended) and need just  a soft pillow and a comfortable bed.

*It would still think your cute and cuddly on  ALL your bad-hair days and wearing nothing but two day old PJ's.


* It wouldn't expect you to look like a Victoria  Secret Model any time of the day and compare you endlessly with other women.

* It will definitely know when to shut up when you want to be left alone plus give you the cute "doggy-eyed" look that makes all your troubles dissappear.

*It's always loyal and will stick by your side and protect you no matter what the cost.

* It can make you think of it all day long with its unselfish, lovable, adorable antics and bring a smile on your face that beats anything else a man could ever do in comparison.

* It will lick you and not slobber all over you like it needs to get rid off extra saliva from its system.

*It would know just how to jump on you and trouble you enough to give it the attention that it truly deserves.

* It wouldn't expect you to please it just because it licked you and greeted you at the door.

* It will still sniff your crotch and think it's heaven even if your not  "bikini- 'a la Brazilian-waxed!

* It will growl at any man that comes next to hairs breadth of ogling your breasts.

* It will be good to you and  is easily satisfied with just a bit of love and even lesser effort on your part.

* It doesn't go by the general rule of  a " Way to a man's heart is through his stomach" .

That's why  I  intend to buy a Dog. I know just the right kind that I need. For those of you who watched the movie " Hachiko" will definitely agree that's the kind that anyone would love/want/die for !

Frowns, Groans and Picking yourself off the Floor

When you know things are not going your way the best thing to do is to hold onto your Kittens and enjoy the intense ride.
I know everyone needs a shoulder to cry on. But what if any shoulder you need just decides that they have more important things to bother about. I guess your on  your own then, chum! So here's what I would do at these times.

•  Think of taking a long walk to clear my head out of its misery.
•  Eat anything that is Chocolate and have a single-minded ambition to drown yourself in it someday. At least, you die Happy .
•  Read Romantic no-good novels that talk about Sex as a "love-making" act and indulge in foolish fantasies that mostly never work the way you think they could.
• Sleep around all day and think of really good reasons to get out of Bed.
• Count your breathing.
• Walk around aimlessly until you realize that you might as well get out of the house before it's too late.
• Get yourself drunk..until you forget who your with and where you are.
• Dance like a Maniac and forget the world around you. 
• Make new friends hopefully not in the rest room of a night club.
• Sing or hum constantly when you think you can beat the likes of Beyonce /J Lo/Mariah .

This isn't the best list and I hate to think that I might be preaching. But it's something that helps me along the way. There does come a time in a person's life when you touch rock bottom. When you do, the only thing to do is try and swim back to the surface with every ounce of strength you possess.

It is so rewarding when you finally get there. It's like you give birth to a new You.

I learn to love little things about myself every day. One day I know this love will make me love someone else too.

Love and Luck  always.