Why a Dog is better than a Man any day.

* It will always greet you with the same amount of enthusiasm as when you left home in the morning.

* It wouldn't expect you to have sex with it even if you are dog tired( no pun intended) and need just  a soft pillow and a comfortable bed.

*It would still think your cute and cuddly on  ALL your bad-hair days and wearing nothing but two day old PJ's.


* It wouldn't expect you to look like a Victoria  Secret Model any time of the day and compare you endlessly with other women.

* It will definitely know when to shut up when you want to be left alone plus give you the cute "doggy-eyed" look that makes all your troubles dissappear.

*It's always loyal and will stick by your side and protect you no matter what the cost.

* It can make you think of it all day long with its unselfish, lovable, adorable antics and bring a smile on your face that beats anything else a man could ever do in comparison.

* It will lick you and not slobber all over you like it needs to get rid off extra saliva from its system.

*It would know just how to jump on you and trouble you enough to give it the attention that it truly deserves.

* It wouldn't expect you to please it just because it licked you and greeted you at the door.

* It will still sniff your crotch and think it's heaven even if your not  "bikini- 'a la Brazilian-waxed!

* It will growl at any man that comes next to hairs breadth of ogling your breasts.

* It will be good to you and  is easily satisfied with just a bit of love and even lesser effort on your part.

* It doesn't go by the general rule of  a " Way to a man's heart is through his stomach" .

That's why  I  intend to buy a Dog. I know just the right kind that I need. For those of you who watched the movie " Hachiko" will definitely agree that's the kind that anyone would love/want/die for !